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#46 Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her picture fell off the wall!
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A: A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Yeah, like I'm gonna run like hell when heaven is available.
Holy Toledo!
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marrakeshman
(06.06.2006 7:41:31 AM EST)
I once knew this Scottish dude who worked in bra factory.
He said there were three sizes: small, large and HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
I guess I now know what he meant.
Wow
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started by
lingleha
(06.06.2006 7:05:14 AM EST)
what a body!!!! Is that you Wicked One??
Nudism - Feel the Freedom
Oh baby!
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started by
ajk454
(06.06.2006 4:55:55 AM EST)
Let me get my tongue on those! I hope that bra has an easy opening snap. I hate those things!
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