"I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists."-ibid
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"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame" — Vice President Dan Quayle
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company
One Liners
Q. What do Princess Di and the Queen Mum have in common? A. They both died pushing 102
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