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Always Turned On

By: archiek9Published: 05/13/2006
 
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I'm never in the dark.

Always Turned On

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    Yesssssssss (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.13.2006 11:54:25 AM EST)


    They've finally made one of those things that even guys like me can turn on.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    No wonder (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.13.2006 8:00:52 AM EST)


    my wife won't turn off the lights.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.13.2006 7:56:18 AM EST)

    thats cool.....

    That's gotta (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (05.13.2006 7:26:33 AM EST)

    turn me on more than the light.

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