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Bare Bottom Bandit

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/15/2006
 
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MARCH 10 - Meet Christopher Willever. In a commendable act of criminal perseverance, the 21-year-old Nebraska man continued to burglarize an Omaha tobacco store Monday night even after his pants slipped down and exposed his unclothed rear. After security cameras at the Tobacco Hut recorded the intruder in action during the March 6 thievery, local cops branded the man the "Bare Bottom Bandit." Surveillance video shows a man crawling through the business and cleaning out several cash registers. We can only assume that he hit the floor in an attempt to avoid being seen by anyone walking past the store. As for how his jeans began dusting the floor, it seems the burglar got depantsed in the process of squeezing through bars to get into the store via a broken window. Willever was arrested Wednesday on a felony burglary rap.

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    He's gonna be in trouble (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.15.2006 2:13:05 PM EST)


    if that police dog they send in is horney.

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    started by tjshere
    (06.15.2006 10:17:38 AM EST)


    You'll see him in this exact same position quite frequently once he gets to prison.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by leadj
    (06.15.2006 4:04:12 AM EST)

    looks like some poor person got mounted!

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    started by babybear
    (06.15.2006 2:31:23 AM EST)


    HUGE crack habit somehow!

    LMAO @ "security camera cracks case"

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