"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could curdle urine.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
How do you know she has gas? Did she rip a big one that pulled those pants out of her crack? Hahahahahaha!
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
