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We used to put a church key hole in each side - one for breathing and easy chugging - and then those new fangled pop tops came around and you can open it and drink it all with one hand to keep the other hand on the remote and not interrupt the channel surfing!
old enough to remember this,
thank gawd by the time I was old enough to drink they invented the pop top and aluminum cans.
Never heard about
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started by
marrakeshman
(06.04.2006 6:02:14 AM EST)
the church key hole but we did our share of drinkingin those days. More into the hard stuff now like water, milk and lemonade..LOL
would you rather have her grip yours the "old hard way" or using the "new Schlitz way".
hehehehehehe love these old adverts.
btw bd, I've never heard of those type of openers referred to as a "church key"
Cool.
*waving hand*
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started by
somebunny
(06.04.2006 0:15:33 AM EST)
The easiest way to open beer... would be to get someone else to do it.
;-)
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