"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped."
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning!
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Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
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