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#135 A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
One Liners
Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? A. It isn't hard.
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