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Male Beauty Product

By: somebunnyPublished: 06/22/2006
 
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Attention to all men. Please answer the following questions to see if this product is for you

Do people call you Fatty?

Do people call you Baldy?

Do people call you Ugly?

Do people call you Shortie?

Do people call you Stupid?

Do people call you a Loser?

Are you over 40, 50, 60 or even 70?

Worst of all, have the women lost interest in you?

Do not despair.

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    I love that SLK... (0 replies)
    started by elwood
    (06.22.2006 9:03:19 AM EST)

    Maybe not as much as I love women tho.

    Footin'

    I love cars (3 replies)
    started by somebunny
    (06.22.2006 7:30:47 AM EST)

    and I love men
    and I love men who buy me cars.


    I love cars (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.22.2006 7:16:56 AM EST)


    and I love women
    and I love women who love cars

    Oops (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (06.22.2006 0:16:39 AM EST)

    Maybe you should have provided a link for possible orders SB.

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