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Yo Mama ...
is so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
I use to go to a bar back in Missouri that had these for bar stools.
side note:
We had one gal that ran with us
that would get drunk
and go down orally on the horn.
hahahaha that was funny when she did that.
Of course she had to take her teeth out to do it.
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lingleha
(06.06.2006 7:07:31 AM EST)
All they need is a lariet to lasoo the philly's.
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