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Join The Army And You'll See Places

By: obiwanPublished: 06/03/2006
 
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That's what they said but reality is totally different.

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    Is that a gun in your pocket, (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (06.03.2006 12:03:07 PM EST)

    or are you just happy to be in a man's army!?

    Someone has to say it (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.03.2006 7:44:19 AM EST)


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    But you do (0 replies)  
    started by marrakeshman
    (06.03.2006 7:14:45 AM EST)

    get to see places.....but if you are referring to the "reality" of killing and getting killed, you are spot on!

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