"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."—Bush, meeting with Iraqi citizens who received medical care in the U.S., May 25, 2004
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#176 The first bike was called a hobbyhorse.
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has a' Afro, with a chin strap!!!!
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash yesterday? A: Some dick cut her off.
they blame it on the guy in the black shit,
handcuff him,
and beat the shit out of him.
No wait this isn't a picture from Texas is it.
And needless to say
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started by
obiwan
(06.01.2006 5:43:22 AM EST)
the cause of the accident is a blonde female.
~Obiwan~
Looks like
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started by
marrakeshman
(06.01.2006 5:21:31 AM EST)
something straight out of a TV fim police chase.
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