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Shocker How To

By: leadjPublished: 06/06/2006
 
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    User's Instructions (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.06.2006 11:08:05 AM EST)


    It's

    one for the money,
    two for the show,
    three to get ready,
    now go cat go.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Hahahaha, you have no idea (2 replies)
    started by babybear
    (06.06.2006 7:20:31 AM EST)


    how much fun we've had with these little stickers in pharmacy.

    Incidentally, there is a whole web site devoted to the odd placement of these little stickers. I'd do a fancy smart arse link here if I could remember the name of the site.

    ....and if I knew HOW to do a fancy smart arse link......

    Uh (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.06.2006 7:05:54 AM EST)


    She looks awfully young to be so bossy.

    Where's the sticker (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (06.06.2006 4:57:08 AM EST)

    for oral use only?

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