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Because
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started by
bustercherry
(06.21.2006 3:27:12 PM EST)
they like to and most women like it also. If we ignored them they would bawl thier eyes out.
bustercherry
Yeah....
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started by
roger
(06.21.2006 11:35:05 AM EST)
why DO men act like they've seen a woman before? Sometimes some of 'em even act like they HAVEN'T seen a woman before.
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