"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been - some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started - but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A. One US leader.
just trying the drive through at Dunkin' Donuts.
The only problem is this store doesn't have a drive through window.
Until now that is.
Maybe they were on
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started by
ajk454
(06.09.2006 7:39:22 AM EST)
a sugar high from coffee and donuts! They should be forced to watch one of their safe driving videos!
Sorry for the pun,
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started by
marrakeshman
(06.09.2006 4:06:49 AM EST)
don't punish me....lol, but I just couldn't resist! No offense meant to our finest.
lmao
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started by
somebunny
(06.09.2006 0:30:26 AM EST)
Oh great.. Now I'll be seeing that song all night long!
lol
And I don't really even like it.
Thanks a lot MM.
Ya know something.. lol.. that a pretty well sized prick in that wall too.
lol
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