"We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants, and in doing so we notonly freed the American people, we made our own people more secure." —Bush, on regime change in the United States Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "President George W. Bush and AustralianPrime Minister John Howard Hold Joint Media Availability," May 3, 2003
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"We pray for MacArthur's erection." —Sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when MacArthur was considering a run for President
Snapple Facts
#190 Thailand means "Land of the Free".
Yo Mama ...
house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own
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