"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybodyelse is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."-The San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 21, 2000
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Q. How can you tell a Polish pirate? A. He has a patch over both eyes.
resembles the statue called "The Thinker"
except this one is called "The Stinker".
lmao
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babybear
(07.05.2006 5:28:15 AM EST)
Lay an Ass Gallery!
Theres a big crack on that foundation stone.
Maybe they called
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started by
ajk454
(07.05.2006 4:55:22 AM EST)
the plumber to unclog the sink!
The infamous
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bd2son
(07.05.2006 4:45:02 AM EST)
Canadian, Ling, prepping for another trip to the nude beach!
Lost in the 50's.....
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