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#80 About 18% of Animal owners share their bed with their pet.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
One Liners
Q. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
That Boomer's whacked that shiela round the gob worse than a dingo's donga in a billabong.
Of course this is before my time.
Australia's in colour now.
Could that
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started by
marrakeshman
(07.04.2006 3:54:30 AM EST)
be Babybear getting knocked?
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(07.04.2006 2:15:08 AM EST)
better than a donkey punch
Hey Lingle Bell!
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started by
somebunny
(07.04.2006 0:24:58 AM EST)
Look... someone else says "egads" too!
;-)
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