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Fourth Of July Overdose

By: luvly1Published: 07/17/2006
 
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He must have thrown the grill into the dumpster.

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    Golly! I hope it (0 replies)
    started by babybear
    (07.17.2006 7:49:17 PM EST)


    was as good for the watermelon as it was for him!

    I can't think of anything funny (0 replies)  
    started by babybear
    (07.17.2006 7:44:21 PM EST)


    to say about this but I have been guilty of eating so much watermelon I could not walk!

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