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I'm sure he has tennis on his mind. He's probably dreaming about a lob deep into her back court right now.
correction...
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jimbobiglotto
(09.06.2006 3:02:26 AM EST)
while the US open is going on, I must say, that should say, "ESPECIALLY while watching tennis"!
...Maria Sharapova?? Crikey!
goofy outfit, long earrings and all!
-pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!
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