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Wow.. I like this kind of Karma & I want some of these sheets.
Okee-dokee
(4 replies)
started by
luvly1
(08.30.2006 1:00:38 AM EST)
I've sitting here staring at those circles, for who knows how long, trying to figure out what body part goes there... lol
Hmmm.. I'm thinking maybe a knee?
I did say maybe, you know.
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(08.30.2006 0:15:58 AM EST)
i'll take that bet. Even if i lose, i win :)
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