"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
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"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me." — Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
Snapple Facts
#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She gets stuck in her dreams!
One Liners
Q. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
For a stylish wedding the bride should be wearing a Ready Wedding Gown. It is discreet and still leaves a little to the imagination but after the wedding she is READY.
Every guy in the wedding party is ready, too. Those baggy tuxedo pants must make for some impressive tents.
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