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Thank You Alcohol

By: obiwanPublished: 10/30/2006
 
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    Ah agree wid TJ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.30.2006 11:26:05 AM EST)


    dat gots'ta gotss'ta be de tightest shirt eva' worn.

    How could she possibly (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.30.2006 3:53:25 AM EST)


    NOT fall out of that top?

    Better give her another drink.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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