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Fat Statement

By: obiwanPublished: 11/01/2006
 
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Don't worry, I wasn't going to try anything.

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    Hmmm... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (11.07.2006 11:24:21 AM EST)

    K.. I'll stop here.. but before I do.. I think Obi that the f word belongs in another section.

    :oP




    Hahahah (0 replies)
    started by bigdadlong
    (11.01.2006 1:08:10 PM EST)

    ...that bitch is fat, lol.

    I'll bet (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (11.01.2006 9:47:37 AM EST)

    your mama is real proud of you!

    (_E=mc˛_)

    She is somebodies misguided daughter (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.01.2006 7:00:09 AM EST)


    so I'm not saying anything.

    Actually I'm not saying anything because this bitch scares me to death.

    Yeah, but (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.01.2006 4:05:12 AM EST)


    You forgot to mention that you're an ugly freak, too.

    Other than that........ not bad.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    she gets (0 replies)  
    started by satman101
    (11.01.2006 0:13:56 AM EST)

    points for honesty!

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