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Tequila

By: linglehaPublished: 10/15/2006
 
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What happens when you:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila and it's football season?

Tequila

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    Great idea! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (10.15.2006 11:13:33 AM EST)

    I think it's really nice of you to give this poor kitty a little sporting edge when you toss him into a room with your Doberman.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    This still cracks me up (0 replies)
    started by lingleha
    (10.15.2006 7:08:47 AM EST)
    I've had this for awhile before submitting it here and it still cracks me up.

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    You're a real craftsman! (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (10.15.2006 1:00:56 AM EST)
    That's a beautie, eh? So, what kind of Tequila caused that?

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