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Well
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bustercherry
(10.20.2006 2:47:42 PM EST)
it pays to advertise.
bustercherry
She brought enough ...
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started by
billmills
(10.20.2006 10:22:49 AM EST)
for everyone at the prom. Either way, the dress is coming off and not going back on!
uhmm
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roger
(10.20.2006 9:59:22 AM EST)
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