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To hell
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started by
marrakeshman
(12.19.2006 1:23:55 PM EST)
with the bloke, I'm going for the olive skinned chick second from the right, devastating.
".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
So is he
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started by
tjshere
(12.19.2006 10:34:32 AM EST)
"Is She Really Going Out With Him?"
by Joe Jackson.
And if you guess
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started by
obiwan
(12.19.2006 2:30:52 AM EST)
The name of the song I took the lines from to make the title and the lead in line and the name of the singer, I will send you a pic of nude Goofette totally free.
And if you guess
(1 reply)
started by
obiwan
(12.19.2006 2:27:16 AM EST)
The name of the song I took the lines from to make the title and the lead in line and the name of the singer, I will send you a pic of nude Goofette totally free.
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".....A good woman, good food, good wine and golf are the secrets to heaven on earth......."
