"One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms." —Bush, press availability in Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 12, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
is like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
One Liners
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes butt? A: brain tumor.
I had enough trouble coming up with the lead-in line.
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