"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." — Jack Nicholson
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#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
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... is so fat, She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
What I would have said to the guy that tried to sell me that giant headstone. Must have cost a fortune.
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