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Learning The Basics

By: obiwanPublished: 01/14/2007
 
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Yeah, Full Metal Jacket Quotes are great to learn good English (or Engrish, in this case).

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    Funny, just watched it again last night (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (01.14.2007 11:37:31 AM EST)

    "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around."

    I was always fond of... (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (01.14.2007 9:43:38 AM EST)

    "PRIVATE PYLE, I WANT THAT COMMODE SO CLEAN THAT THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF would be PROUD to take a DUMP on it!"

    -pretty good for one-handed typing, eh?!

    Just try (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.14.2007 9:06:05 AM EST)


    "suckie fuckie?"

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    Is this how (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.14.2007 8:31:41 AM EST)


    They learn to say, "Me so horny"?

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    Hey Obi! (0 replies)  
    started by ajk454
    (01.14.2007 7:39:25 AM EST)

    Do you have one of those in an English/Spanish version? I need to learn more vocabulary.

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