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they make you do it over and over again
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LMAO!
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tjshere
(01.19.2007 7:17:28 AM EST)
Well, at least if any of them grow up to follow in their daddy's footsteps and become president, I'll have the good fortune to be dead by the time they're elected.
Why do you
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started by
marrakeshman
(01.19.2007 5:48:27 AM EST)
think the school "mistress" has got such a big smile on her face?
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