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Oh yea!!
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started by
bigswifty
(04.09.2007 12:15:11 PM EST)
You just gotta love tke dirty talk. I'm sure it goes something like this..."God dam it Rudy---put it in FASTER!"
I was gonna say something funny,
but it just came out mean.
So I'll pass on this one.
See
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bd2son
(04.09.2007 9:32:31 AM EST)
definition of FLATSO in the glossary.
(_E=mc˛_)
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(04.09.2007 4:30:56 AM EST)
KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM HER MOUTH!!!
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