"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000
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"Rick Sutcliffe was the rookie of the year in his first year." — Mets broadcaster Ralph Kiner
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#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
One Liners
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers.
At my country club every dickweed I know, parks in the Diveway which is clearly painted a "Fire Lane" at the front of the club house.
I jumped one of the guys ass one day while he was sitting in the locker room bragging about how he power walks 4 miles everyday. I asked him if he can walk 4 miles why can't he walk another 100 feet and park where you are suppose too.
I guess it worked because he parks in the parking lot now.
Of course he takes up two sports so his car won't get any door dings.
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