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What's Long, Hard, Round, And Moves At 1 MPH?

By: bigdadlongPublished: 05/12/2007
 
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Nope, not your ex, ladies. Of course I'm referring to the journey for the shuttle from the prep building to the launchpad.

What's Long, Hard, Round, And Moves At 1 MPH?

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