"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
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The Beverly Hillbillies...
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apeman0817
(05.10.2007 0:18:49 AM EST)
go to Japan. "Let me tell ya all the story 'bout a man named Chong..."
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Fantastic
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bigswifty
(05.09.2007 1:16:33 PM EST)
Now watch how fast I can take these corners!!! I need a T-shirt that on the back reads, "If you can read this - the Bitch fell Off!!!"
the parade car for Rosie O'Donnell for the Gay Pride Parade.
They neened two seats for her fat ass to sit in.
What?
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tjshere
(05.09.2007 4:07:32 AM EST)
No cup holders?
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