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Well, you must admit....
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started by
apeman0817
(07.04.2007 5:51:51 PM EST)
he'll be ever so popular with the ladies....and envied my the men. Just think, walking into a bar "Hey everyone, here comes Horse Dick!!" The women will faint and the guys will cower in fear.
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
easy street!!
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started by
bigswifty
(07.02.2007 9:08:58 AM EST)
How cool is that? Having a nick name for your tally-wanger right off the bat!!
Everyday is gonna be this kids lucky prom night for the rest of his life!!!
well hell boy
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started by
bigdadlong
(07.02.2007 2:07:39 AM EST)
it could work out quite nicely for the fella. If you can get chicks to call you horse dick then, the opportunities could be endless!
it says it weighs 7 lbs. 11 oz.
and is 20 1/2" long
.....what else would you call him? Pencil Prick?
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