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Heavy traffic??
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bigswifty
(10.29.2007 8:32:49 AM EST)
is the road traveled really that crowded, that the driver of the golf cart needs a 4 foot wide rear view mirror?
He's wearing a nice suit. I hope there's an on site dry cleaners to address the hard to remove snail tracks.
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