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Makes me...
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started by
lee11
(10.02.2007 2:34:50 PM EST)
shudder. Hmmm, paddle faster to get the hell out of there or take it nice and easy and not entice the shark and further?
one question.
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started by
bear220
(10.02.2007 8:32:26 AM EST)
are kayaks equipped with toilet paper?
Ya think the kayaker
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started by
ajk454
(10.02.2007 8:14:40 AM EST)
is wondering what shark tastes like?
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