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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
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Looks like.....
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started by
apeman0817
(11.30.2007 8:21:55 PM EST)
she could suck down a longneck....
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Wow!
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started by
ajk454
(11.30.2007 4:58:53 AM EST)
Three things to suck on!
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