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Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving.
One of the supervisors called a Walmart and ordered the cake. He told them to write: “Best wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “We will miss you”. Here’s the cake that was delivered.
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What do you expect
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ajk454
(11.23.2007 8:24:42 PM EST)
for minimum wage? At least the spelling was good except for the misinterpretation of "underneath that".
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