"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
Random Quote
"When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever wewalked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said." — Steven Wright, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#212 Galapagos turtles can take up to three weeks to digest a meal.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she make onions cry.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
I was born, to love you.
I was born, to lick your face.
I was born, to rub you.
But you were born to rub me first.
has NOTHING to due with the pic, but its Caddyshack!
Tune into Sanity FM
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Most Recent
Lindsay Lohan Now living in a permanent Halloween ...
03.21.2010
Team Working They must work for the government. ...
03.19.2010
