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I Hate Comparisons

By: obiwanPublished: 11/22/2005
 
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    uhmm, caddyshack time (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (11.22.2005 1:45:57 AM EST)

    Ty Webb:

    I was born, to love you.
    I was born, to lick your face.
    I was born, to rub you.
    But you were born to rub me first.

    has NOTHING to due with the pic, but its Caddyshack!

    Tune into Sanity FM

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