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I Just Renewed My Membership

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/18/2005
 
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but I promise I'll be nice.

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    Oh Please (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (10.18.2005 10:37:27 PM EST)

    Be naughty and catch a cool draft while you are at it.

    An End With Horror Is Better Than Horror Without End

    I love those (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.18.2005 10:03:00 AM EST)


    quotation marks.

    Geez, SW (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.18.2005 3:56:28 AM EST)


    If you were to hose those puppies down your Christmas shopping would be all taken care of because Rob would send you a dozen Goofball T-shirts in exchange for the photos.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Yeah (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (10.18.2005 0:49:07 AM EST)


    You can be nice Sleepy but never for long... haha

    it just takes all the fun out of it (0 replies)  
    started by donutncoffee
    (10.18.2005 0:12:46 AM EST)

    when your nice

    plz be naughty hahahaha

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