"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." —Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
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One Liners
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
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YUP
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freewill
(06.17.2001 0:15:55 AM EST)
SCROGGIN MAN!
Eves Not Talking Too Me'
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.22.2001 11:59:21 AM EST)
I send this too Eve
He Friendly
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.29.2001 4:33:58 AM EST)
What Buddy
Eves Secret
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.18.2001 1:05:44 PM EST)
Eves Secret when she goes up North and wants to left alone.
From Peter
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.14.2001 12:15:35 PM EST)
Isent this message this morning but
ity did not get delivered because we thought the j in your address was a dirty mark !!!!
nut sack
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.07.2001 11:20:28 PM EST)
hes got pretty big sack uh???? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we still need to take a trip to your moms house soon, i started school and i love it i got to learn 2 new braids and a regular strait hair cut no layers or anything but its way harder than you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e-mail me back when u get time!!!!!!! ilove ya!!!
HAHAH
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KoRnKaT
(10.02.2000 1:53:31 PM EST)
HAHAHA HE HAS BIGGER BALLS THEN THE KID ACROSS THE STREET!
Record
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turtle99
(09.28.2000 1:46:12 PM EST)
has to be a nut record for a varment so small. imagine if he was a man . hung nuts
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)
ive seen that squirel.....
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sissyanne99
(09.15.2000 12:08:31 PM EST)
....he's been made into a kick ass cartoon go look for him at www.stickdeath.com
sissyanne_99
damn!
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dragon17
(06.14.2000 2:38:27 PM EST)
hee hee squirrel nutz....
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