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By: vmax97Published: 02/22/2005
 
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That about sums up two of my biggest goals!

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    Title: DON'T SHOOT!
    By: tjshere
    Date: 02.22.2005 9:51 AM EST


    You might hit me in the head.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    You might hit me in the head.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!


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