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Interesting Tan Line

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/12/2001
 
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This guy is going to have a little explaining to do with this tan line. Moral of this picture: don't lay out so close to your clothesline.

Interesting Tan Line

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    ARTICLE FORUM THREAD  
    Title: Thanks GP
    By: marvin
    Date: 09.12.2001 5:49 AM EST

    I think you're using the same website for material as me ;-)


    Kiss My Ass !

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    Thanks GP    
    started by marvin
    (09.12.2001 5:49:30 AM EST)

    I think you're using the same website for material as me ;-)


    Kiss My Ass !

    I will never divulge my source
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.12.2001 7:19:25 AM EST)


    I will never divulge my source.

    You can try to interrogate me if you want.

    I would suggest two 23 year old babes who loves to give Bl*w J*ds and a bottle of Crown Royal to start, and take me to some beach front Condo.

    But, but...GP!
    by misspk
    (09.12.2001 9:42:11 AM EST)

    You'll tell widdle ol' me won't you? My lips are sealed, well...so to speak ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    I wanted to hold out a little while
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.12.2001 9:49:33 AM EST)


    I'm sure you are more woman than any two 23 year olds. That's why I asked for them. I wanted to hold out a little while.

    ....and don't say Butt, Butt when I'm standing behind you.
    Just because "I like to be in the rear" doesn't mean "I like to be in the rear".

    GP

    I'll back that thang up!
    by misspk
    (09.13.2001 4:32:33 PM EST)

    I can understand how you might need practice before conquering the "Grand Tetons" ;-)

    Now give up your source *grin*

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    Back it on up Baby!
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.13.2001 7:25:45 PM EST)


    I want those Ruby Red lips.

    Ok Divine One
    by marvin
    (09.12.2001 2:05:53 PM EST)

    talk or I start tickling !

    Silence ? LOL


    Kiss My Ass !

    *Giggle*
    by misspk
    (09.13.2001 4:34:43 PM EST)

    OH NO!! I'm extremely ticklish! I guess that means every inch of my body is hyper sensitive, ya think?

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

    I hear
    by marvin
    (09.13.2001 7:36:22 PM EST)

    both your ticklish and erogeneous zones extend about 50 feet out from your body on all sides ;-)

    Does it excite you when I walk in the room ? LOL


    We pray for the victims and for vengeance

    I think you might just be
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.13.2001 7:18:43 PM EST)

    I think you might just be one huge "G-Spot".

    Whatever that is. Ha! Ha!

    GP

    Well if ...
    by marvin
    (09.12.2001 2:04:48 PM EST)

    you arent going to talk I'll just have to ..... torture PK instead .... ;-)


    Kiss My Ass !

    I'm holding out
    by thegrandpatron
    (09.13.2001 7:20:31 PM EST)


    I'm holding out for the two 23 year olds.


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