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#44 The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
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... is so fat, They tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
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Q: What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A: A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
And unfortunately this time it is true. Quote: "Michio Hoshino, a photographer known for his pictures of bears and other wildlife, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. He was in his mid-40's and lived in Fairbanks, Alaska.
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