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Prenuptial Agreement ?
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marvin
(01.12.2002 5:04:54 AM EST)
How about I give you everything I have PK ?
Now can we get down to the "nuptials" ? Hehehehehehehe
Pretty clever
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tjshere
(01.12.2002 0:58:46 AM EST)
He gets all the illiterate clients. Even they can tell he's a lawyer.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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