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Less Than Five Dollars

By: rogerPublished: 02/04/2006
 
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Does that include the tax?

Less Than Five Dollars

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    maybe that's her average rating. (0 replies)
    started by spiderweb216
    (02.04.2006 12:20:11 PM EST)

    4.95 out of 5 stars? That would make her almost perfect!

    No, tax not included (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.04.2006 11:21:14 AM EST)


    But it does come with a free shot of penicillin.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    Is LadyBug having a sale?

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    started by ajk454
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    I wonder if this is next to the Head Bar? They got an ATM nearby?

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