"I'm the master of low expectations." - Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
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"He goes off holding what looks like a left leg" — sportscaster Phil Stone when a player left the field due to an injury
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#57 You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
One Liners
Q. What's the difference between a Russian whore and her mother? A. About $12.00
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You've heard the expression "lightning never strikes the same place twice." That is one of the many lightning stories that scientists say are not true. It goes for the highest source to ground. I've had it hit my old pine in the same spot tiwce.
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