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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.

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Little Drinker

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/06/2003
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This makes sense for the little one, a fifth would be too big. Proportional Drinking at it's best.

Little Drinker

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    LMAO (1 reply)
    started by missy
    (07.06.2003 1:54:24 PM EST)

    Funny pic... That is some strong stuff there... but I guess she's learning to hold her liquor at a young age. Preparation for college.. LOL :)

    HEY.... (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (07.06.2003 12:31:30 PM EST)

    Marvin was eating her panties in another post over there.

    waaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

    Harry's right (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.06.2003 12:29:00 PM EST)

    Like Mother
    Like Daughter

    Bored Housewife College (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (07.06.2003 10:15:34 AM EST)

    This gifted child gained early entrance.

    They learn to pour their first gin by 9.30 am.

    TJ is a huge Dick

    It's okay guys (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.06.2003 7:24:31 AM EST)

    she's facing left, that makes her a commie doesn't it?

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    I notice.... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (07.06.2003 0:19:39 AM EST)

    She's sticking part of the neck in her mouth. Seems she's learning to do a lot of things at a young age.

    I know, that was kinda sick, but I couldn't think of another comment. Sorry.

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